{"id":1202,"date":"2011-02-07T13:15:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T13:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kommiekomiks.com\/driftwood\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2023-02-04T21:11:50","modified_gmt":"2023-02-04T21:11:50","slug":"driftwood-8-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/?p=1202","title":{"rendered":"Driftwood 8 37"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I suppose there is not much point, plot-wise, in the first scene on this page, but I just couldn&#8217;t stop it from pouring out on the page &#8230; V`(oo)\u00b4V<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and by the way &#8230; To all the jealous Ronyuk-lovers and\/or non-pederasts who have difficulties understanding how anybody could find romantic interest in Willie: You clearly don&#8217;t know what English with a Geordie (Newcastle upon Tyne) accent sounds like. :op<\/p>\n<p>Here is an approximate chart where we compare Willie and Eva:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Willie______________<\/strong> <strong>Eva<\/strong>__________________<\/span><br \/>\nKinda cute +1 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Massive boobs +50<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tvtropes.org\/pmwiki\/pmwiki.php\/Main\/Tsundere\"> Tsundere<\/a> -1 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Stupid sense of humour +25<br \/>\nLoli +\/-0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Red hair +40<br \/>\nCommie +10 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Badass +10<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Geordie +100 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Russian +500___________<\/span><br \/>\n<strong>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. 111 &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/strong> <strong>625<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(At around 100 points we enter the level &#8220;would definitely go out with&#8221;.)<\/p>\n<p><strong><em> <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I suppose there is not much point, plot-wise, in the first scene on this page, but I just couldn&#8217;t stop it from pouring out on the page &#8230; V`(oo)\u00b4V Oh, and by the way &#8230; To all the jealous Ronyuk-lovers and\/or non-pederasts who have difficulties understanding how anybody could find romantic interest in Willie: You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-driftwood-chapter-8","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2112,"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.black-pig-comics.com\/driftwood\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}